Dear Diary, Today I Did Nothing and Survived. Gold Star. Matte Hardcover Journal — Funny Self-Care Notebook for Overthinkers & Procrastinators

For the days when “bare minimum” is actually the achievement of the decade — meet your new favorite journal. The “Dear Diary, today I did nothing and survived. Gold Star.” notebook is here to celebrate the small wins, like existing, breathing, and not losing your Wi-Fi password.

With its sleek matte hardcover, cream pages, and flexible casewrap binding, this journal is perfect for journaling, brain dumps, chaotic life plans, or doodling your way through burnout. Whether it’s for ADHD souls, introverts, or anyone surviving on iced coffee and sarcasm, this one’s the trophy you deserve.

Product Highlights:

• Matte laminated cover — smooth, durable, and aesthetically moody

• 150 lined cream pages (75 sheets)

• Tear-out perforated pages for easy cleanup of emotional oversharing

• 80 lb (118 g/m²) cover weight & 70 lb (104 g/m²) page weight

• Compact size: 5.75″ × 8″ (14.6 × 20.3 cm)

• Casewrap binding with a flexible sewn spine — lays flat for comfy writing

• Made on demand; no minimums or guilt for buying just one

Mood: Giving “didn’t spiral today” energy — and that’s more than enough.