I Whisper WTF to Myself All Day Organic Cotton Tote Bag — Funny Eco-Friendly Shopper for Chaotic Minds

Some days, the only thing holding it together is your tote bag — and questionable decisions. The “I Whisper WTF to Myself All Day” organic cotton tote is here for it all: the errands, the emotional baggage, and your daily internal dialogue.

Made from 100% certified organic cotton twill, this roomy, durable bag lets you carry your groceries, notebooks, or “totally unnecessary” Target finds in sustainable style. Bonus: the bold design broadcasts your mood so you don’t have to.

• 100% certified organic cotton (GOTS & OCS certified)

• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)

• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 × 35.6 × 12.7 cm)

• Carry weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)

• 1″ wide dual straps, 24.5″ long

• Open main compartment; durable 3/1 twill weave

• PETA-Approved Vegan & OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified

• Made on demand — no minimums, no wasted energy, no guilt

Because saving the planet and your sanity should absolutely go hand-in-hand.